Thread: Skaski. Pls check the translation.

В одне селе жили богатый и бедный. Богатый не хотел, что у бедного бы быть время, чтобы становить богатым, позтому бедному сказал
-Если Вы стоите у моя дома, против воров, я заплату вам деньги, и Вы покушите, будите счастливым-.
-Идёт-, сказал бедный.
И так бедный продолжал бедным.
Mораль - Работа - рабства.

In a certain village there lived a rich man and a poor man. The rich man did not want the poor man to become rich, so he said to him, "If you stand by my house, against thieves, I will pay you money, and you will eat and be happy. "Agreed", said the poor man.
And so the poor man remained poor.

Moral: Work is Slavery.

В одном селе жили богатый и бедный. Богатый не хотел чтобы бедный разбогател, поэтому он предложил бедняку: "Если ты станешь защищать мой дом от воров, я буду платить тебе, ты сможешь кушать и быть счастливым".
"Идёт", сказал бедняк.
И так бедняк продолжал быть бедняком.
Мораль: Работа это рабство


Very interesting moral

Труд сделал из обезьяны человека! Теперь он так же неотвратимо превращает человека в лошадь...

One of these men is Karl Marx, no prizes for guessing which one. Both of them had patriarchal beardsFrederick-Douglas-100x100.jpgKarl_Marx_001Thumb.jpg

Жирная свинья - первая под ножом.

There is, I gather, an Armenian saying,
Как долго ни береги свинью, конец ей - быть под ножом.
Thanks dennis.

I'm sorry
Do you really think that people born in the USSR need to guess ?

Однажды гость услышал такой разговор между мужьем и свой женой.
Муж Знаешь жена, изобретатель холодильника верятно думал о женщине.
Жена Почему
Муж Потому что у его три пространства, и много обьекта в их входят.
Прежде чем гость ушёл от дома, он поспал с женой мужчины.
Мораль - Пустая чашка всегда хочет быть полной.
Эта история не более неприлична чем картины силанны секретно в одном форуме.

One day a guest heard this conversation between a husband and his wife.
Husband: You know wife, the inventor of the refrigerator was probably thinking of a woman.
Wife: Why?
Husband: Because it has three spaces, and many objects enter them.
Before the guest left the house he slept with the man's wife.
Moral: An empty cup always wants to be full.
This story is no more indecent than pictures secretly circulated in a certain forum, right Hanna?

One reason for the following post, is that is a true story with a surprise ending, just like the Skazka.
Suicide bomber kills seven at Russia funeral
* Gunmen open fire in Dagestan mosque, kill one

SAGOPSHI/KHASAVYURT: A suicide bomber killed at least seven policemen attending the funeral of a colleague in Russia's volatile Caucasus region of Ingushetia, hours after masked gunmen opened fire in a mosque in nearby Dagestan province, killing one person.

The seven policemen were killed and 11 wounded when a suicide bomber attacked a wake being held on Sunday for a fellow officer shot a day earlier in the Malgobek district in the north of Ingushetia, Russian news agencies reported. Witnesses told Reuters a man wearing camouflage clothing detonated a suicide belt after walking up to the group of officers, who had just arrived at the funeral. A pool of blood lay in the street outside the home in the village of Sagopshi.

"A suicide bomber went into the yard of a private home, where police officers had come to offer condolences to their late colleague, and activated a bomb device attached to a belt," a spokesman for the local investigators, Zurab Geroyev, told the Interfax news agency.

Cheers, dennis. Actually, what I posted above was a correction by Ramil of something I posted earlier. At that time, the fable had no moral, which I added a few days ago.

Однажды гость услышал такой разговор между мужьем и женой.
Муж: "Знаешь, жена, изобретатель холодильника вероятно думал о женщине."
Жена: "Почему?"
Муж: "Потому что у холодильника есть три отсека и много обьектов входят в них."
Прежде чем гость покинул их дом, он переспал с женой того мужчины.
Мораль - Пустая чашка всегда хочет(стремится) быть полной.

Собака и Кость
Однажды мужчина увидел собаку с костью. "Почему, собака, вы жеваешь эту кость; у неё не мяса". "Я жеваю кость, потому что хочу мои зубы всегда быть резкими", ответилa собака, тогда показалa свои резкий зубы к мужчине, который скоро ушёл от собаки.
Мораль - У каждого свое ремесло.

The Dog and the Bone
One day a man saw a dog with a bone. "Why, dog, are you chewing that bone, it has no meat'. "I am chewing the bone because I wish my teeth to be always sharp", answered the dog. Then he showed his sharp teeth to the man, who quickly left the dog.
Moral: Each person has his own craft.

Incidentally, the English version is a literal translation of the Russian.
Also by the way, dogs live for about 10 years; neither I, nor a dog lover I just talked to, has ever known of a canine that completed its allotted span of years without keeping all of its teeth. On the other hand, who knows of a seventy year old man who still has all 32 of his cutting and grinding tools?

Thanks Vladimir.

One small question,Vladimir. Why did you use the phrase, perespal s zhenoi, instead of spal s zhenoi. Are the two verbs equivalent? I am guessing that perespat' means to sleep over in English. In English, to sleep over at someone's house, is different to sleeping with someone. Pozhaluista yasnite.

Originally Posted by Martin Miles

Собака и Кость
Однажды мужчина человек¹ увидел собаку с костью. "Почему, собака, вы ты² жеваешь жуёшь эту кость; у неё на ней же не нет мяса". "Я жеваю жую кость, потому что хочу, чтобы мои зубы всегда быть были резкими острыми", — ответилa собака, тогда и показалa свои резкий острые зубы к мужчине человеку, который скоро тут же ушёл от собаки.
Мораль: у каждого своё ремесло.

*¹ The word «мужчина» means ‘male human’. I think it doesn't matter in this tale if the human is male or female, so it's better to use the word «человек» ‘human’.

*² It's a bit weird to say «вы» to animals.

Три Царства
Однажды странник услышал этот разговор между старцем и мужчиной, который захотел делать старцa показаться глупым.
Муж. -Скажите мне, старец, почему море делает волны, и почему они всегда приходят к берегу?
Старец. -В мире есть три царства, земля для нас, море для рыб, и небо для птиц. Волны - сторожи моря. Когда человек входит в царство моря, это большое преступление, которое должно наказается. Но скажите мне, друг мои, кто - Вы, и как работает?
Муж -Я матрюс.
Муж ушёл скоро от старца.

One day, a wanderer heard this conversation between a sage and a man who wished to make the sage seem stupid.
The Man: Tell me, sage, why does the sea make waves, and why do they always move towards the shore?
The sage: In the world there are three kingdoms, the land for us, the sea for the fish, and the sky for the birds. The waves are the guardians of the sea. When a person enters the kingdom of the sea, it is a great transgression which must be punished. But, tell me, my friend, who are you? and what work do you do?
The Man: I am a sailor.
Having said that, the man hurried away.

The verb переспать has multiple meanings:
1) oversleep (sleep longer than one intended)
2) sleep over (spend the night at a place other than one's own home)
3) have sex (sleep with someone)

1. Друзья, собаки кости не жуют, а грызут! ...почему ты грызёшь эту кость?
2. ..который тут же ушёл от неё.
3. Мораль: Каждому - своё.

Russian submarine Kursk explosion

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Wreck of Kursk in a dock


The explosion of the Russian class 949a "Antey" submarine Kursk occurred on 12 August 2000, when it sank in the Barents Sea. The investigation showed that a leak of hydrogen peroxide in a torpedo led to explosion of its fuel, causing the submarine to hit the bottom which in turn triggered the detonation of further torpedo warheads about two minutes later. This second explosion was equivalent to about 2-3 tonnes of TNT,^[1] large enough to register on seismographs across Northern Europe.^[2][3]
Despite a rescue attempt by British and Norwegian teams, which was severely delayed due to the Russians refusing them access, all 118 sailors and officers aboard Kursk died. The next year, a Dutch team recovered the wreckage and all of the bodies, which were buried in Russia.^[1]

RMS Titanic

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RMS Titanic departing Southampton on 10 April 1912
Career
Name:	RMS Titanic
Owner:	White Star Line
Port of registry:	Liverpool, United Kingdom
Route:	Southampton to New York City
Ordered:	17 September 1908
Builder:	Harland and Wolff, Belfast
Yard number:	401
Laid down:	31 March 1909
Launched:	31 May 1911
Completed:	2 April 1912
Maiden voyage:	10 April 1912
In service:	10 April 1912
Identification:	Radio callsign "MGY"
Fate:	Hit an iceberg 11:40 pm (ship's time) 14 April 1912 on her maiden voyage and sank 2h 40m later
General characteristics
Class and type:	Olympic-class ocean liner
Tonnage:	46,328 GRT
Displacement:	52,310 tons
Length:	882 ft 6 in (269.0 m)
Beam:	92 ft 0 in (28.0 m)
Height:	175 ft (53.3 m) (keel to top of funnels)
Draught:	34 ft 7 in (10.5 m)
Depth:	64 ft 6 in (19.7 m)
Decks:	9 (A–G)
Installed power:	24 double-ended and 5 single-ended boilers feeding two reciprocating steam engines for the wing propellers and a low-pressure turbine for the center propeller;[1] output: 46,000 HP
Propulsion:	Two 3-blade wing propellers and one 4-blade centre propeller
Speed:	Cruising: 21 kn (39 km/h; 24 mph). Max: 24 kn (44 km/h; 28 mph)
Capacity:	Passengers: 2,435, crew: 892
Notes:	Lifeboats: 20 for 1,178 people

RMS Titanic was a British passenger liner that sank in the North Atlantic Ocean on 15 April 1912 after colliding with an iceberg during her maiden voyage from Southampton, UK to New York City, US. The sinking of Titanic caused the deaths of 1,502 people in one of the deadliest peacetime maritime disasters in history. The RMS Titanic was the largest ship afloat at the time of her maiden voyage. She was the second of three Olympic class ocean liners operated by the White Star Line, and she was built by the Harland and Wolff shipyard in Belfast. On her maiden voyage, she carried 2,224 passengers and crew.

Огромное спасибо, soft sign. Ты пожевала кость очень хорошо!