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Years ago, I was having a drunken conversation in a gay bar with two lesbian friends -- let's call them Alice and Beth. The conversation went like this...

ALICE: I know we're supposed to be the "LGBT community, but honestly, I just don't understand transsexuals. Would you ever want to change your sex?
ROB: No, I like being a man. Hooray for penises!
BETH: And I like being a woman. Hooray for vaginas!
ALICE: That's what I mean -- I like my body-parts, too. Why would I want to change them??
ROB: Although... if we aren't talking in scientific terms... I suppose that if Dumbledore offered me a magical instant sex-change potion that would turn me into a woman for just 24 hours, I might try it out of curiosity.
BETH: Me too, I guess. As long as I would magically turn back to a woman after a day.
ALICE: Yeah, could be fun to be a guy for 24 hours.
ROB: So, what would you DO if you had a penis for 24 hours?
[long pause]
ALICE: I dunno.
BETH: That's easy! I'd take the magic pill, then go off into the forest and run around all day marking my territory on trees and pissing my name in the snow!!