Thread: Why I love (and hate) dating Russian men (article)

Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

If someone tells you how to pee, the best way will be to pee on them!
I hope they never get that absurd law passed... Not only does it have nothing to do with gender equality, it conflicts with The Human Rights Declaration and such.

Originally Posted by Eric C.

If someone tells you how to pee, the best way will be to pee on them!
I hope they never get that absurd law passed... Not only does it have nothing to do with gender equality, it conflicts with The Human Rights Declaration and such.

The sad thing is that finally those laws (and some even worse) will be passed gradually all over the EU. Because people who have no obligations to their families no responsiblility for their children no ethnic or cultural traditions. People who only interested in their safty and wealth. People who have sex mostly for fun with no mutual responsibility with the partner. Are perfect consumers easily manipulated on what to buy and how much to loan from banks.

Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

The sad thing is that finally those laws (and some even worse) will be passed gradually all over the EU. Because people who have no obligations to their families no responsiblility for their children no ethnic or cultural traditions. People who only interested in their safty and wealth. People who have sex mostly for fun with no mutual responsibility with the partner. Are perfect consumers easily manipulated on what to buy and how much to loan from banks.

Man, that's bullsh*t commie talks. The word "responsibility" scares me off. I'm rather interested in my or my relatives' safety and wealth than any random person's. I have sex for fun mostly, and so do the girls I have it with. I like spending the money I've made the way I like. BUT I WOULD FREAKING HATE BEING TOLD HOW TO PEE!!!

Originally Posted by Eric C.

Man, that's bullsh*t commie talks. The word "responsibility" scares me off. I'm rather interested in my or my relatives' safety and wealth than any random person's. I have sex for fun mostly, and so do the girls I have it with. I like spending money I've made the way I like. BUT I WOULD FREAKING HATE BEING TOLD HOW TO PEE!!!

Commie talks are what's going on in the EU piarlament NACH-MAUER EUROPA

Originally Posted by Eric C.

I like spending money I've made the way I like.

Do you really believe you spend your money the way YOU like ?

Originally Posted by Eric C.

BUT I WOULD FREAKING HATE BEING TOLD HOW TO PEE!!!

Unfortunately you'll have to do things the way you are told. You'll just have no choise.

Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

Do you really believe you spend your money the way YOU like ?

Are you gonna tell me now that ad banners at shopping malls trick me into buying something I don't need? =)))

Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

Unfortunately you'll have to do things the way you are told. You'll just have no choise.

That fascist law won't ever get passed. Overall, I think it might be a joke made up by that Russian TV channel. =))

Originally Posted by Eric C.

Are you gonna tell me now that ad banners at shopping malls trick me into buying something I don't need? =)))

No. You surely wouldn't survive without the stuff you buy.

Originally Posted by Eric C.

That fascist law won't ever get passed. Overall, I think it might be a joke of that Russian TV channel. =))

I didn't know Euronews was Russian TV channel.

Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

Video: Равенство полов: мужчины должны писать сидя?

Years ago, I was having a drunken conversation in a gay bar with two lesbian friends -- let's call them Alice and Beth. The conversation went like this...

ALICE: I know we're supposed to be the "LGBT community, but honestly, I just don't understand transsexuals. Would you ever want to change your sex?
ROB: No, I like being a man. Hooray for penises!
BETH: And I like being a woman. Hooray for vaginas!
ALICE: That's what I mean -- I like my body-parts, too. Why would I want to change them??
ROB: Although... if we aren't talking in scientific terms... I suppose that if Dumbledore offered me a magical instant sex-change potion that would turn me into a woman for just 24 hours, I might try it out of curiosity.
BETH: Me too, I guess. As long as I would magically turn back to a woman after a day.
ALICE: Yeah, could be fun to be a guy for 24 hours.
ROB: So, what would you DO if you had a penis for 24 hours?
[long pause]
ALICE: I dunno.
BETH: That's easy! I'd take the magic pill, then go off into the forest and run around all day marking my territory on trees and pissing my name in the snow!!

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Years ago, I was having a drunken conversation in a gay bar with two lesbian friends -- let's call them Alice and Beth. The conversation went like this...

ALICE: I know we're supposed to be the "LGBT community, but honestly, I just don't understand transsexuals. Would you ever want to change your sex?
ROB: No, I like being a man. Hooray for penises!
BETH: And I like being a woman. Hooray for vaginas!
ALICE: That's what I mean -- I like my body-parts, too. Why would I want to change them??
ROB: Although... if we aren't talking in scientific terms... I suppose that if Dumbledore offered me a magical instant sex-change potion that would turn me into a woman for just 24 hours, I might try it out of curiosity.
BETH: Me too, I guess. As long as I would magically turn back to a woman after a day.
ALICE: Yeah, could be fun to be a guy for 24 hours.
ROB: So, what would you DO if you had a penis for 24 hours?
[long pause]
ALICE: I dunno.
BETH: That's easy! I'd take the magic pill, then go off into the forest and run around all day marking my territory on trees and pissing my name in the snow!!

Reminds me of a joke...


God asks Adam and Eve to come over to his place, and when they do so, he tells them, "I've got two gifts for you, but you must decide which one each of you is taking" They say, "ok", and God says, "the first gift is the ability to pee upright"; Adam instantly goes mad, starts waving his arms and screaming "I've been dreaming of it my whole life!!!", so God says, "ok, you can pee upright now"; and Adam starts running around everywhere and peeing on everything; God and Eve look at that insanity, when Eve says, "so, God, what's the second gift?" And God says, "Brain! My second gift is brain! But I now have to give brain to Adam too, or I'll have everything here pissed on!"