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Originally Posted by Alex_krsk

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Years ago, I was having a drunken conversation in a gay bar with two lesbian friends -- let's call them Alice and Beth. The conversation went like this...

ALICE: I know we're supposed to be the "LGBT community, but honestly, I just don't understand transsexuals. Would you ever want to change your sex?
ROB: No, I like being a man. Hooray for penises!
BETH: And I like being a woman. Hooray for vaginas!
ALICE: That's what I mean -- I like my body-parts, too. Why would I want to change them??
ROB: Although... if we aren't talking in scientific terms... I suppose that if Dumbledore offered me a magical instant sex-change potion that would turn me into a woman for just 24 hours, I might try it out of curiosity.
BETH: Me too, I guess. As long as I would magically turn back to a woman after a day.
ALICE: Yeah, could be fun to be a guy for 24 hours.
ROB: So, what would you DO if you had a penis for 24 hours?
[long pause]
ALICE: I dunno.
BETH: That's easy! I'd take the magic pill, then go off into the forest and run around all day marking my territory on trees and pissing my name in the snow!!

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Years ago, I was having a drunken conversation in a gay bar with two lesbian friends -- let's call them Alice and Beth. The conversation went like this...

ALICE: I know we're supposed to be the "LGBT community, but honestly, I just don't understand transsexuals. Would you ever want to change your sex?
ROB: No, I like being a man. Hooray for penises!
BETH: And I like being a woman. Hooray for vaginas!
ALICE: That's what I mean -- I like my body-parts, too. Why would I want to change them??
ROB: Although... if we aren't talking in scientific terms... I suppose that if Dumbledore offered me a magical instant sex-change potion that would turn me into a woman for just 24 hours, I might try it out of curiosity.
BETH: Me too, I guess. As long as I would magically turn back to a woman after a day.
ALICE: Yeah, could be fun to be a guy for 24 hours.
ROB: So, what would you DO if you had a penis for 24 hours?
[long pause]
ALICE: I dunno.
BETH: That's easy! I'd take the magic pill, then go off into the forest and run around all day marking my territory on trees and pissing my name in the snow!!

Reminds me of a joke...


God asks Adam and Eve to come over to his place, and when they do so, he tells them, "I've got two gifts for you, but you must decide which one each of you is taking" They say, "ok", and God says, "the first gift is the ability to pee upright"; Adam instantly goes mad, starts waving his arms and screaming "I've been dreaming of it my whole life!!!", so God says, "ok, you can pee upright now"; and Adam starts running around everywhere and peeing on everything; God and Eve look at that insanity, when Eve says, "so, God, what's the second gift?" And God says, "Brain! My second gift is brain! But I now have to give brain to Adam too, or I'll have everything here pissed on!"