If you're looking for an "ancient gay romance"
And even if you're NOT looking for one, this amazing 11-minute "claymation" film (UK, 1995, directed by Barry Purves) depicting Achilles and Patroklos as living statues is definitely worth a look:



It's not really "safe for children" and would presumably give Putin a heart attack -- although if you've seen the puppet sex in Team America, by comparison THIS looks like «Крокодил Гена»!