Quote Originally Posted by tdk2fe

Colder than billy hell

Tougher than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

Harder than a coffin nail

flapping your gums

Get up off my grill

Yo mama so small she could hang-glide on a dorito

She's got some junk in the trunk

Does her carpet match the drapes?

If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud

Why you all up in my Jello?


Hmm, that's about all I can think of now...

tdk
You sure about these, tdk?