Originally Posted by
tdk2fe
Colder than billy hell
Tougher than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond
Harder than a coffin nail
flapping your gums
Get up off my grill
Yo mama so small she could hang-glide on a dorito
She's got some junk in the trunk
Does her carpet match the drapes?
If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud
Why you all up in my Jello?
Hmm, that's about all I can think of now...
tdk