Sick as a dog

The sh1t hit the fan

Colder than billy hell

Tougher than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond

Final nail in the coffin

Harder than a coffin nail

flapping your gums

I'm tired of your lip

Get up off my grill

High as a kite

Yo mama so small she could hang-glide on a dorito

She's got some junk in the trunk

Does her carpet match the drapes?

If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud

Why you all up in my Jello?


Hmm, that's about all I can think of now...

tdk