Thread: Grammar check, hope it's not too vulgar

Sorry if it is offensive; my brother and I were having fun with finding silly words in my Russian dictionary - manhandle, meat, and monster were all in the same area, as you know. Do these phrases make sense?

Вы хотите мой мяса чудовище?

How do you know when to use Вы instead of B? At first I had В хaтите but found that was wrong after looking in a phrase book. I was teaching my brother the wrong words to tell his girlfriend, haha. Thanks for looking, guys. Hope this one's okay, too.

Грубо обращаться мой мяса чудовище!

Вы хотите мой мяса чудовище

This is not quite grammatical, but it means "do you want my meat, monster?"

В means "in" or "into"

Вы means "you", so there's a pretty big difference.

Originally Posted by John_Douglas

Вы means "you", so there's a pretty big difference.

Thank you, John. I cannot remember that for the life of me - I think I focus too much on the spelling similarity. Plus ы is so alien to me it keeps wanting to ooze out my ear and I forget all over.