Thread: Non-Urgent Help

Can somebody help me. It seems Russian to me, but I'm so big a noob in languages that I'm lazy to consult any linguistic source to find out the answer...

ehfkjre lfkg djgvngokfd dkfjg g sdlfk sop[s ldskgfm lk;da p[dogfdgp skjfskdjf dkljvfdkjg klfdjgdjg gj dklj fhdk fh dh gfkla pgfklfd ;pslfnh.

Thank you so much.

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Well....
It's a very ancient language - I do not know anyone on this forum who could speak on it....
although...

sldkfjiwlkdj skdjfw slkdoi e f;lg sjhd f;ew skdjf oiq 'pa dfh oiae f;ad pop fdsl;kaj flksur ;sdkf woie fa; ldi foairy d;d .kckjg s;jg spiu fa/;j zc zvh ;as aifd ;lh cvasfv.
Go there and find wf;kienxj.
He will answer you where you can aoi;hf adkyrmzfukywe,ku

but be careful!
If you wish save your life don't forget the a,jdhrl;v and do all q;ou daryc.,mvuasdljfycm li..otherwise you will cljkhkfuywelsnc lhs f and wlkeuf,yf..

Take care!
As our old proverb sais in such cases
lauyf uwae fdyuaq al canky ac,vmawe oaku ,mv aweyo v,lia liy;odif!!

Good Luck Friend!
Let the Force will be with you!

Lol! What's with all the sarcasm and criticism aimed at the noobs these days. First Tatu and now you!

It seems to me, someone just wiped his keyboard.

It's Ukrainian.

It's from Ukrayins'ka Prawda:

"Urgent breaking news: Yulia Tymoshenko has gone to the toilet."

Originally Posted by TATY

"Urgent breaking news: Yulia Tymoshenko has gone to the toilet."

NOWAY!
OMYGOD!OMYGODOMYGODNOO!
I
CAN'T
BELIEVE!

Boy, that's terrible news!
Better you never said that!

And - yes - as I am still the only one who know this language I shall write on it!

Wvhouf vaiu t;lcv aey pu a[pie t'v;bu auwte r[pigfa;ljhuterf., eowy fa; dvouyra o awey f;oausdfv. aksdy rpoyqwe r....

My! I didn't expect so many answers to my very difficult question! Leof, I got the idea because you've been the most helpful! I will learn this beautiful language some time, but I'm afraid it's not easy. But I am a hard learner. By the way, can anyone make a recording of my sentence example in the first post so as to hear natives speak? TATY, I can't unappreciate your help, too. I'm translating some dispatches right now; they're to be send to Ukraine in a couple of days. I will use your translation there. Hope, it will help to establish good contacts with Cranies.

P.S. This is the best place to get clever answers on almost every point... I will certainly come again here and bury you in another bunch of silly questions... LOL.

you're wellcome Ralwkfz.zilv'mhd,fjhfawmna.,/mvjaoiv<ncvad!

Ralwkfz.zilv'mhd,fjhfawmna.,/mvjaoiv<ncvad is how your name should be spelt on this language Rtyom!

What do you mean by ?

Rtyom I mean the emotion when you try to hide your laugh as long as you can and then you just cant and start laughing out loud :

Ahhhhhhhhhhh, you're kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who - me?? Noway!

Demonstrate you're not kidding me!

...

Translate you name into your language!

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Sure - nothing to do!
Leof will be RRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My name is plain - it sounds plain on this language!
No jokes!
Honestly!
Well..God's fish I told you the Truth!!
You saw - I sweared...


no I'm not laughing...
still not

How do you introudce yourself, I wonder!

Well, I make a bow, smile just like your Cheshire Cat, offer my hand and then say - Leof...
Ahhh you meant the language? Ow...you should know that the way we introduce ourselves on it is very sacred ritual - sacred and thus it's a secret...I can't tell you what we say.. In fact when you greet anybody in such maner then one can see you know the Language and feel free to call you friend. We have lots of foes - that is why our language has almost vanished....So if you are a foe - you shall not know with whom you are talking.
NO - I can't introduse myself. It's sacred tradition and almost tabu! It's disgraceful to greet in vain..No...I can't....

Oh by God's Fish - you two are totally bonkers!!!!

oh dear oh dear......... *wipes tears*



Can I adopt both of you?

One of the brightest ideas I've ever seen at the forum!!!

Leof, can u dig it?