Thread: Shock in Russia!

Oh-oh, this could get ugly!

Hey! This forum is getting a lot of complaints about being boring. I'm just doing my part to perk it up.

VM, why am I not surprised, its typical of the crap you come out with anyway

besides, the reason I want to treat my lady so well is because I think very highly of her and I want her to realise that I am not the kind of guy that turns out to be like VM.........know what I mean?

luvmonsta, if you want to make a nice gift to a lady, do not listen anybody. If she is a nice person, and into you, you will not spoil her with it, if she is not a nice person, oh well, at least the kid will have a toy to play, and you get a lesson. Do as your heart say.

So...uhh...that's a nice baby you got there.

Originally Posted by luvmonsta

besides, the reason I want to treat my lady so well is because I think very highly of her and I want her to realise that I am not the kind of guy that turns out to be like VM.........know what I mean?

She is one lucky lady! Love is what you do, not what you say.

How do you say power in Russian?

Just wondering.

politcical power = власть
off the wall power = электроэнергия

Those roll-up keyboards are freaking awesome. I'm sure she'd love it.

If you buy her daughter a PS2 you should probably do it in Russia. If you buy it from the UK it will be region 2. The former USSR is region 5. This means she won't be able to play DVDs and games she buys locally on her region 2 PS2.

However, you could also buy her this -- http://www.modmonster.com/index.asp?Pag ... &ProdID=36 -- and that would fix the problem.

BTW, you do sound like a sugar daddy .

Originally Posted by TriggerHappyJack

So...uhh...that's a nice baby you got there.

that's my son, when he was 4 month old. Real picture.

Originally Posted by Lampada

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

luvmonsta, I can see you're not much of a luv monster if you think showering a woman with presents is a good idea. it's a bad idea. you're heading for the 'nice guy' label here, mate. take a shag merchant's advice, luvmonsta - don't splash out on women.

Why not if money is no subject?

Because (and I hope luvmonsta is listening) women don't feel DRAWN to guys who supplicate. I never pay for my dates at restaurants - they are more than happy to pay for themselves. I get shags off top models just like that and you know why? Cos I'm not a nice guy, that's why. Women feel drawn to me because I'm a jerk and treat them as women. If I'm dealing with a slut, I treat her as a lady, if I'm dealing with a lady, I treat her as a slut. Has stood me in great stead, this little rule. Giving women expensive presents? Bad idea.

Wow. What a stud muffin. Treats women like @@@@ and they line up to jump his bones. Of course we believe this (now everyone, close your eyes real tight and repeat after me; "I do believe, I do believe, I do believe.....").

VM I get this feeling that you are a sad lonley old codger who usually uses his right hand for his carnal pleasures, you keep treating women like this buddy and your right hand will start to develop blisters.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

If I'm dealing with a slut, I treat her as a lady, if I'm dealing with a lady, I treat her as a slut. Has stood me in great stead, this little rule. Giving women expensive presents? Bad idea.

Actually VM is quite right about this stuff however he may as well not have bothered leaking out this type of valuable information because if you don't already have a propensity for this behaviour then you will probably never understand it and on the slim chance you do, then you probably won't be able to pull it off correctly and it will only backfire on you. Result being, it will be you instead of VM who will spend a lot of time "shaking hands with the wife's best friend".

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omen feel drawn to me because I'm a jerk and treat them as women. If I'm dealing with a slut, I treat her as a lady, if I'm dealing with a lady, I treat her as a slut. Has stood me in great stead, this little rule. Giving women expensive presents? Bad idea.

.....and as the story ends....VM goes home alone.

VM, how many second dates you got? As a % of all tries?

Girls have a thing for abuse, especially young girls.

Black and blue, simpering, abused women, sounds soooooo attractive and sexy.

Ooops! Forgot to add, REALLY DUMB women. Yup, 10 points to you guys for dating the cream of the crop......