Thread: add to the story

Saibot ur so noob u couldnt even get a russian bride if u gave her 100,000,00000000000000000.99 dollars. The second you told her я хочу заниматься сексом... you just lost all hope. Put down your book Яussian f0r no0bz and learn some real vocab ok? thnx.

I'd post the real vocab, but I don't know the admin's threashold for cuss words. But trust me, i have a whole arsenal.

But whoah dude! Change your tampon, grab some Midol, and can it!!

This thread is freaking wild.

Originally Posted by saibot

I'd post the real vocab, but I don't know the admin's threashold for cuss words. But trust me, i have a whole arsenal.

But whoah dude! Change your tampon, grab some Midol, and can it!!

Wow ur such a newb u dont even know the diffrence between a guy and a girl. I cant change my tampon because it's pysichally impossible for me to insert one (I dont know how often you visit your proctologyst but i certianly wouldnt put them in THERE) so wow man, all i can say is i hope one day ur not so new, thats all really.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

Originally Posted by saibot

I'd post the real vocab, but I don't know the admin's threashold for cuss words. But trust me, i have a whole arsenal.

But whoah dude! Change your tampon, grab some Midol, and can it!!

Wow ur such a newb u dont even know the diffrence between a guy and a girl. I cant change my tampon because it's pysichally impossible for me to insert one (I dont know how often you visit your proctologyst but i certianly wouldnt put them in THERE) so wow man, all i can say is i hope one day ur not so new, thats all really.

Why don't you put down your "How to be a hacker" book, stop being such a lamer, and quit using words that died 5 years ago. NOOB!!! derrrrp

Im not a hacker, nor did the word die, obviously since you seem to be carrying the torch and keeping it alive.

Well, you were the one who used it. You know...

yea but by being so n3wb he's just giving me persmision to use it.

That doesn't really make sense.

Originally Posted by Rosa Anna

"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

But look! Over there
It is a:

Its a PC conected to the master russian forums. Brocollie got over excited, and all his clothes fell off and he beat pickle to death with his enourmous sprig.

There was only one thing left for brocolli to do....
Cum-Eating Czech Cum-Covered Lace Gym Short-Hair Soccer Plumper Kinky Tight-Pussy Sleeping Ass-Fucking Lolita Nympho Pregnant Blowjob Group-Sex Dick Butt Cute Panty Pain Pornstar Cowgirl Audition Feet Anal Masturbation Brutal Desk Braces Hooker Knockers Bra 10+-Inch-Cock Licking-Pussy European Tits Park-Sex Foursome

Originally Posted by Androvsky

There was only one thing left for brocolli to do....

...which was to perform his first miracle. Turning water into..... FUNK!!!!

<img src = "http://members.westnet.com.au/hyrax/jesus_funk_1.jpg"><img src = "http://members.westnet.com.au/hyrax/jesus_funk_2.jpg">

Where does the person with the afro in the front come from? Everyone else was there, and got funkified. But they just appeared. O_O

Originally Posted by TriggerHappyJack

Where does the person with the afro in the front come from? Everyone else was there, and got funkified. But they just appeared. O_O

I didn't even notice that. You have way too much time on your hands!
-Fantom