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    add to the story

    "Hello" said the potato. "Hello" said the cheese. "Hello" said the broccoli. "I'm hungry" said the potato. "Me too" said the cheese. "I have an idea" said the cheese, "Lets eat broccoli" . "You cant't eat me you have no digestive track" said the broccoli.


    to be continued
    Hi I'm just looking to meet people from around the world and make some new friends.

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    "I know", said the Cheese. "But I have several STD's from unprotected sexual activities."

    "What does that have to do with eating me", said broccoli.

    "Nothing", replied cheese. "But while I was distracting you, that left time for potato to take a bit out of you."

    "Oh he did not.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN", screamed broccoli, as he realized he had been bitten.

    "You wanna eat me", said brocollie, "Eat this!"

    Then he pulled out a tommy-gun and proceeded to kill cheese, and mortally wound potata.

    Blood sprayed everywhere.

    "Mm...the taste of cheesey blood".

    "Oh $hit", said brocolli. "HE HAS STD'S!!!!"

    To be continued...

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    what does this have to do with russian you noobz ????
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    It doesn't have anything to do with Russian...and I'm not a n00b.

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    Guy, what are you smoking?

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    "Haha, you have AIDS."
    - The last words of Cheese.
    I come to represent and carve my name within your chest.

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    Come on..we cheerneed to cheertinue the cheerstory. It's a great cheerdea.

    *I'm watching not another teen movie*

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    Hahaha.
    -Grabs pompoms.-
    I come to represent and carve my name within your chest.

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    Now Brocoli was hungry but he didn't have any money. So he decided to put on a halter top and a pair of pumps and hang around in bars.
    Let me be a free man, free to travel, free to stop, free to work, free to trade where I choose, free to choose my own teachers, free to follow the religion of my fathers, free to talk, think and act for myself. - Chief Joseph, Nez Perce

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    Quote Originally Posted by DDT
    Now Brocoli was hungry but he didn't have any money. So he decided to put on a halter top and a pair of pumps and hang around in bars.
    I knew it!!!! Broccoli IS a slut, and a transvestite!!
    "Alright, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just figure this out and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

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    And along came a good looking Pickle.
    I come to represent and carve my name within your chest.

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    Who said to the broccoli in flawless Russian:
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    "я хочу с тобой заниматься сексом"

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    And while you are at it will you bite off my:
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    thumb.

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    "sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
    "I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

    But look! Over there
    It is a:
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosa Anna
    "sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
    "I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."
    and my trachea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosa Anna
    "sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
    "I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."
    and my trachea.
    ROLF!!!
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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    [quote=Rosa Anna]
    Quote Originally Posted by saibot
    Quote Originally Posted by "Rosa Anna":11qwb08j
    "sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
    "I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."
    and my trachea.
    ROLF!!![/quote:11qwb08j]

    I'm glad I can bring so much joy into your life! First a house, now this!

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    I TYPED A REVISION OVER YOU IS WHY I LAUGHED....

    We're not EVEN going to discuss what you brought



    First he said..... thumb
    But then he had to go and say... throat.

    Let's get back to the story,
    I must ward off these visions in my mind...

    It is unfair to my many lovers-already are they pissed about the house..
    when all they've given me are flowers.

    Self cleaning dishes.....ooooooh kewl
    It is Winter and Very Cold.

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