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"Hello" said the potato. "Hello" said the cheese. "Hello" said the broccoli. "I'm hungry" said the potato. "Me too" said the cheese. "I have an idea" said the cheese, "Lets eat broccoli" . "You cant't eat me you have no digestive track" said the broccoli.


to be continued

"I know", said the Cheese. "But I have several STD's from unprotected sexual activities."

"What does that have to do with eating me", said broccoli.

"Nothing", replied cheese. "But while I was distracting you, that left time for potato to take a bit out of you."

"Oh he did not.....AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN", screamed broccoli, as he realized he had been bitten.

"You wanna eat me", said brocollie, "Eat this!"

Then he pulled out a tommy-gun and proceeded to kill cheese, and mortally wound potata.

Blood sprayed everywhere.

"Mm...the taste of cheesey blood".

"Oh $hit", said brocolli. "HE HAS STD'S!!!!"

To be continued...

what does this have to do with russian you noobz ????

It doesn't have anything to do with Russian...and I'm not a n00b.

Guy, what are you smoking?

"Haha, you have AIDS."
- The last words of Cheese.

Come on..we cheerneed to cheertinue the cheerstory. It's a great cheerdea.

*I'm watching not another teen movie*

Hahaha.
-Grabs pompoms.-

Now Brocoli was hungry but he didn't have any money. So he decided to put on a halter top and a pair of pumps and hang around in bars.

Originally Posted by DDT

Now Brocoli was hungry but he didn't have any money. So he decided to put on a halter top and a pair of pumps and hang around in bars.

I knew it!!!! Broccoli IS a slut, and a transvestite!!

And along came a good looking Pickle.

Who said to the broccoli in flawless Russian:

"я хочу с тобой заниматься сексом"

And while you are at it will you bite off my:

thumb.

"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

But look! Over there
It is a:

Originally Posted by Rosa Anna

"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

and my trachea.

Originally Posted by saibot

Originally Posted by Rosa Anna

"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

and my trachea.

ROLF!!!

[quote=Rosa Anna]

Originally Posted by saibot

Originally Posted by "Rosa Anna":11qwb08j

"sure" said the she-it now covered with stdcheese....
"I'll bite off your thumb if you fondle my knees...."

and my trachea.

ROLF!!![/quote:11qwb08j]

I'm glad I can bring so much joy into your life! First a house, now this!

I TYPED A REVISION OVER YOU IS WHY I LAUGHED....

We're not EVEN going to discuss what you brought



First he said..... thumb
But then he had to go and say... throat.

Let's get back to the story,
I must ward off these visions in my mind...

It is unfair to my many lovers-already are they pissed about the house..
when all they've given me are flowers.

Self cleaning dishes.....ooooooh kewl