Thread: EASIEST SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGE

Summarising this thread. Danish women are hott. They've got that hott thing up their throats.

P.S. Is there anything else that is hott about them?

P.S.S. Croatian women are not, they ain't got nutin up 'em throats.

Because my farmor had everything to do with everything Scandinavian, that's how.

hehe I should have figured.....You are from Denmark VM?

Originally Posted by Zhenya

Because my farmor had everything to do with everything Scandinavian, that's how.

hehe I should have figured.....You are from Denmark VM?

No. I'm from Russia. But me nana had everything to do with Denmark. Everything.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Ha-ha-ha, you're lying through your teeth. Danish is as much a native language to you as Swahili is to me. This was actually taken from a script written by a Danish linguistics professor. You've just turned yourself into a real laughing stock, mate. Btw, I pronounce my Danish with a thick jydske accent, you wouldn't even understand it, not being a native speaker of Danish.

Aren't you that guy who came here once claiming he was a native speaker of Norwegian but it turned out he was a Croatian immigrant as his writings were full of carry-overs from Croatian? I showed his writings to a Norwegian friend of mine and he immidiately identified him as an imposter. I think you're that guy - you thought you'd make a comeback, dressed up as a Dane this time, didn't you? Oh yes, that must be you. Ha-ha-ha, caught you again. Your attempt at correcting that perfectly written sentence reveals a typical carry-over from Croatian - I've just consulted a very good language specialist - a Dane who is a professor of Slavic languages and who is actually bilingual in Croation as his mother was a Croat. You are Croatian, mate.

I saw this response late last night and went to bed with a big grin. Me, a croat ... huhh .... why not Serb or Chinese. You are a funny man. Though Im sure it wasnt ment to be funny

(Sorry .... am I messing with your ego now. Lovely temper by the way - very russian )



Anyway I AM, I really am danish, born and raised, danish pasport, live in Copenhagen and guess what .... Im fluent in danish, not in swahili. Oh, and while we are at it, Im not a mate either.

Abuse of smilies....

Originally Posted by Kamion

Abuse of smilies....

What do you mean by abuse - are smilies not allowed on this board ?

I saw someone had postet pics and hence didnt think it would be wrong.

Of course they are allowed but they are like alcohol. When used properly they are okey, and sometimes even charming, but when used too much they become dangerous and make you go out of control. Not to mention the breath issues...

Originally Posted by Kamion

Of course they are allowed but they are like alcohol. When used properly they are okey, and sometimes even charming, but when used too much they become dangerous and make you go out of control. Not to mention the breath issues...

Hmmm .... yes, I understand but for me it allready is an exeption. Not everyday Im practically blown of a board and called croat, and told my native language isnt mine.

Originally Posted by Anonymous

Originally Posted by Kamion

Of course they are allowed but they are like alcohol. When used properly they are okey, and sometimes even charming, but when used too much they become dangerous and make you go out of control. Not to mention the breath issues...

Hmmm .... yes, I understand but for me it allready is an exeption. Not everyday Im practically blown of a board and called croat, and told my native language isnt mine.

Ha ha, no you have to get used to our dear, dear VM

Of course you are a Croat, you may stomp your feet and pull your hair and do lots of other horribly cruel things to yourself but it won't change the fact that you're just about as Danish as I am Vietnamese. I mean if the cap fits you must wear it. Everything points at you, me old bean - that Croat who came here once wouldn't get an account just like you and I trust my professor - he's a real Dane, born and bred, something we can't say about you. You're Croatian. You've been nailed, me old bean. Give yourself up.

Oh, and while we are at it, Im not a mate either.

I am very sorry to hear thet. But please don't let it get you dine. We're a very fine body of men here, aren't we, cheps?

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Of course you are a Croat, you may stomp your feet and pull your hair and do lots of other horribly cruel things to yourself but it won't change the fact that you're just about as Danish as I am Vietnamese. I mean if the cap fits you must wear it. Everything points at you, me old bean - that Croat who came here once wouldn't get an account just like you and I trust my professor - he's a real Dane, born and bred, something we can't say about you. You're Croatian. You've been nailed, me old bean. Give yourself up.

Well, well, well .... my sweet little hot tempered swahili speaking vietnamese

Jeg er desv

K
Ha-ha-ha, du KAN dansk, men ikke saerlig godt. Dansk er du bestemt ikke. Sorry, lass, too many mistakes in your post. Your kroathed is obvious. Go fool someone else. People on this board don't believe you.

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

K
Ha-ha-ha, du KAN dansk, men ikke saerlig godt. Dansk er du bestemt ikke. Sorry, lass, too many mistakes in your post. Your kroathed is obvious. Go fool someone else. People on this board don't believe you.

Du er fanme utrolig .... !

Ja, gu kan jeg dansk - og nej, der er ikke s

Originally Posted by Kamion

Of course they are allowed but they are like alcohol. When used properly they are okey, and sometimes even charming, but when used too much they become dangerous and make you go out of control. Not to mention the breath issues...

Originally Posted by K

Ja, gu kan jeg dansk - og nej, der er ikke særlig mange fejl i det jeg skrev - det er nemlig mit modersmål. Moders mål, du ved, det sprog man taler, tænker og drømmer.

Pathetic. No ammount of Danish you pour into this thread is ever going to make us believe you are Danish - we know you are Croatian - your cover's been blown by professionals who've exposed more spies than you can shake a stick at. Tough luck, my girl.

P.S. Why don't you get yourself a proper account?

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

Originally Posted by K

Ja, gu kan jeg dansk - og nej, der er ikke særlig mange fejl i det jeg skrev - det er nemlig mit modersmål. Moders mål, du ved, det sprog man taler, tænker og drømmer.

Pathetic. No ammount of Danish you pour into this thread is ever going to make us believe you are Danish - we know you are Croatian - your cover's been blown by professionals who've exposed more spies than you can shake a stick at. Tough luck, my girl.

P.S. Why don't you get yourself a proper account?

I just did one hour ago, but I didnt felt I needed one, since it was only the Scandinavian lounge that attracted my attention, when I came here to look up something on russian names and nicknames. I primarely ative on another board.

PS. Im still danish - get that ya swahili speaking vietnamese !

Originally Posted by Khalida

I just did one hour ago

Welcome aboard. Again.

, but I didnt felt I needed one, since it was only the Scandinavian lounge that attracted my attention, when I came here to look up something on russian names and nicknames. I primarely ative on another board.

Yet you fixed yourself one. How very shrewd of you. Obviously you're surprised and intrigued by my connections in the world of forensic linguistics and the fact that I blew your cover exposing your Croatian background before you'd had the chance to utter Jacob Soerensen. Stick around a bit longer, you ain't seen nothing yet.

PS. Im still danish - get that ya swahili speaking vietnamese !

No, you are not. You aren't Danish, you are Croatian. This board knows you too well to believe in that sort of fairytales.

how is the O with a slash through it pronounced?

Originally Posted by smartdude

how is the O with a slash through it pronounced?

Sorta like the i in first