I am living in L.A., USA, and I am learning English over three years by myself (I do not have another choice.) I know Russian.
For my English practice, I write stories of conversations between man and woman, which I heard from people. Sounds weird,
unlettered student is writing stories in English.
Я живу в Лос-Анджелесе(США, и я самостоятельно изучаю английский язык, почти три года (у меня нет другого выбора). Я знаю русский язык неплохо.
Для практики английского языка, я пишу истории бесед между мужчиной и женщиной, которые я слышу от людей. Выглядит немного дико, что неграмотная студентка пишет истории по-английски.
He: I love you!
She: Do you love I?
He: No! Do you love me!
She: What? Do I love you?
He: No! Do you love me?
She: What?
He: Do you love me?
She: What for?
He: “I love you” is nothing for “what for”!
She: Why does “is nothing” for “what for”?
He: Do you understand what did you say?
She: Yes! “I love you” is nothing to worry about ”do you love I!”
He: Start from the beginning! “Do you love me?”
She: I told you “what for?”
He: Do you take care of me?
She: What for?
He: Do you like me?
She: What for?
He: do you like your car?
She: Yes! I do!
He: Do you love me like your car?
She: What for?
He: Ok! I got it! You do not love me! Why you did not say: “I do not love you!”
She: I told you “what for?”
He: What are you talking about?
She: There is nothing to worry about it!