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    Jokes. Issue 4.

    4.1
    Students take an exam. Teacher says to them:
    - You know, why I am here? I am here, because somebody has to send
    men for our army.

    4.2
    It's Biology exam. Teacher takes bird's leg from his pocket and talks to
    the student:
    - You have to know whose leg is it.
    - Well... I don't know...
    - Great! I'll check off the grade F for you.
    The student suddenly takes his record-book and leaves the classroom.
    Teacher talks to him:
    - Wait! What's your name?
    The student shows him his leg and says:
    - _YOU_ have to know!

    4.3
    Luxurious cars are on sale. There's an ad: Rolls Royces are 10% off for
    students! Cadillacs are 15% off for kids!

    4.4
    A student takes an exam. Teacher is young pretty woman. She says:
    - I'll check off the grade D!
    - Wait... I can walk on a wall.
    - Really? Show me that!
    The student walks on the wall.
    - Well... I'll check off the grade C for you.
    - Wait. I can walk on the ceil!
    The student walks on the ceil. Teacher wants to check off the grade B. The
    students talks her again:
    - If I make love, women becomes as a fragrant flower.
    He and she make love. The women sniffes at herself and says:
    - But I can't sniff nohting!
    - OK! I'll agree for a grade B.

    4.5
    It's student's diary
    Day 1. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.
    Day 2. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.
    Day 3. I received $200 from my parents. I went into the dorm.
    Day 4. I can't remeber...
    Day 5. I can't remeber...
    Day 6. I can't remeber...
    Day 7. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.

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    Re: Jokes. Issue 4.

    Here are my suggestions/corrections:

    Quote Originally Posted by astronomer
    4.1
    Some students are taking an exam. The teacher says to them:
    - Do you know_ why I am here? I am here, because somebody has to send
    men to our army.

    4.2
    It's a Biology exam. The teacher takes a bird's leg from his pocket and asks a student:
    - You have to know whose leg it is.
    - Well... I don't know...
    - Great! I'll give you an F.
    The student suddenly takes his notebook and begins to leave_ the classroom.
    The teacher calls to him:
    - Wait! What's your name?
    The student shows him his leg and says:
    - _YOU_ have to know!

    4.3
    Luxurious cars are on sale. There's an ad: Rolls Royces are 10% off for
    students! Cadillacs are 15% off for kids!



    4.4
    A student is taking an exam. The teacher is pretty young woman. She says:
    - I'll give you a D!
    - Wait... I can walk on a wall.
    - Really? Show me that!
    The student walks on the wall.
    - Well... I'll give you a C.
    - Wait. I can walk on the ceiling!
    The student walks on the ceiling. The teacher wants to give him a B. The
    students talks her again:
    - When I make love, women become_ as _ fragrant as a flower.
    They make love. The woman sniffs _ herself and says:
    - But I can't smell anything!
    - OK! I'll take a B.

    4.5
    It's student's diary:
    Day 1. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.
    Day 2. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.
    Day 3. I received $200 from my parents. I went into the dorm.
    Day 4. I can't remember...
    Day 5. I can't remember...
    Day 6. I can't remember...
    Day 7. I have 15 cents. I am very hungry.

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    Thank you a lot, Grogs!

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