I hooked up with a nice girl, things were going quite well, we got engaged, and when our wedding was just a month ahead, I noticed that her younger sister who was 20 at that point had something on me! She couldn't help staring at me, she would always try to have a seat next to mine at a dinner table and she would try to touch me during the dinner! One day when I came over to my gf's house, she wasn't in there, and neither were her parents, and the only one who was at home was her sister. As I walked in, she said she got a crush on me the first day she saw me, and now, before I got married, she wanted me to have sex with her! I thought for like a minute, then turned back and walked out of the house. I found my gf's entire family at the doorstep; her father smiled, gave me a hug and said, "son, I'm so proud of you, you've passed this check of ours, welcome to our family!"

The moral of the story: ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!