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    funny in any language?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Автор статьи
    Некая женщина преклонных лет решила отправиться домой после (видать напряжённого)рабочего дня. И всё бы хорошо, если бы не нюанс - вместо первой она включила заднюю передачу...!!!
    Полностью здесь.

    Я танцую пьяный на столе нума нума е нума нума нума е
    Снова счастье улыбнулось мне нума нума е нума нума нума е

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    Being a woman of advanced years I resent the implication that we as the dominant species on this planet cannot find first gear!!

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    Are those the owners of the other two cars in the pictures? They don't look too happy...

    You know I do that sometimes too....put the car in drive when I want to back out of the garage...thank god I always catch myself in time!
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    С утра запутается в шторах и цветах,
    Которые ты забываешь поливать.
    Тебя не радуют весна и пение птах,
    Ведь снова ты должна любовь свою порвать,
    Ведь снова ты должна...

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    Being a woman of advanced years I resent the implication that we as the dominant species on this planet cannot find first gear!!
    Not all blonde secretaries are women.
    Let's all become Circumcellions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EffMah
    Not all blonde secretaries are women.
    Not all bosses are gay.
    Вот это да, я так люблю себя. И сегодня я люблю себя, ещё больше чем вчера, а завтра я буду любить себя to ещё больше чем сегодня. Тем что происходит,я вполне доволен!

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    Re: funny in any language?

    Quote Originally Posted by BJ
    How about not funny in any language?
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    Somebody is sensitive about their driving skills!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJ
    Somebody is sensitive about their driving skills!!
    As you can see in my Avtar, I am one mean, bad, red, driving machine.
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    It's easier to park bikes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BJ
    It's easier to park bikes!
    It's easier to pluck toe hair.
    Call to a hardware store: "I'm sure you know more about the caulk than I do...tell me...is there a taste to the caulk?".

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    It's also easier to just let it grow.

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    the first 2 posts wonnt show up!!
    небо уронит
    ночь на ладони
    нас не догонят
    нас не догонят
    небо уронит
    ночь на ладони
    нас не догонят
    нас не догонят

    "нас не догонят" т.а.т.у

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    Quote Originally Posted by traveler
    the first 2 posts wonnt show up!!
    Maybe first one - right click - [Show Picture]
    OR http://mywebpage.netscape.com/CUgregCU/blonde13575.jpg - doesn't always load first time - keep trying

    2nd is here - http://diagnoz3000.narod.ru/above.jpg

    Probably just need to wait for them to download.

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