Quote Originally Posted by Darobat
I watch TV like a dog watches his food.
Я смотрею телевизор, как совака смортеет совю еду.

I'll eat the pie in the window if you watch me.
Я буду съесть пирог в окне если ты меня посмортеет.

He said hi to me.
Он мне сказает привет.

I just learned why he doesn't like me.
Я только что учил почему ему я не нравится.

I'm just practicing some more. Thanks!
"In the window" is an English idiom. Is the pie actually in the window? Is it somehow merged into the glass? No? So don't say it in Russian.