Thread: E-mail message from a friend

A Ukrainian friend of mine sent me the following message:

ВНИМАНИЕ!!!! Перепадался на всю эти остановки! Внимание, не спадайте льдом.Внимание, не спадайте льдом. Бл#н, б хотел даёшь? А??? Ребят–то, ненавижу тех, что умрут–то!. Это трудно и не надо. Сосед меня достал, рыча своей машиной. Да здравствует партия ленина! Вчера какойт старик вошёл в моём доме и замочил жену! бэстард , Ай ай ай ай сухуй замочил... убили негра, ни за что ни про чтооо, нуууу (Deleted. L.)
Это не твоя вина... милый мой ябихотел сказать что ты НИ В ЧЁМ НЕ ВИНОВАТ! здесь ни в чём не виноват, ты ушлааааа ношу с собой детеййййй счасливо бож ж я пьяный Узнаёте???? Узнаёте? Да ответьте! узнаёте и можешь скачать все БЕСПЛАТНО!!!

Um, please translate, though I have a very good feeling that it's mostly gibberish. I can understand some of it (ATTENTION, it's difficult and unnecessary, long live Lenin's party (?!), ay ay ay they killed a black man etc) but some of it just doesn't seem to make sense... he sent this to me assuming I knew zero Russian, but I think I know enough to realize that this is meaningless gibberish. But if you can decipher it and can offer up any help, it's much appreciated. I also apologize if any of it is offensive or vulgar.

It is something like stream of consciousness or delirium. It consists of free meaningless and grammatically incoordinate variations of phrases which one can hear here and there: in popular songs, old communist slogans, advertisement etc. and complete nonsence. I do not see the way to translate nonsence: if someone needs English nonsence it can be made ab initio. One contextually reasonable word combination I found there is "I am drunken". Another assumption is that your friend had some hard time when getting home because of ice-slick outdoors.

I'd say there is nothing specifically vulgar or offensive at least after your corrections.

Originally Posted by it-ogo

"I am drunken"

This is the answer to all your questions, nebomoreoblaka.