Thread: A "heads up" message from DDT

Originally Posted by DDT

Originally Posted by basurero

Have you ever branded a person before? Or a cat?

Funny you should ask! I branded myself.

A long time ago I once made a fire branded myself on the upper left arm. It was supposed to be a pretty design but it turned out to be just an ugly scar. It did not hurt that bad.

The hardest part is forcing yourself to hold the red hot iron to your skin.

You see!! The cows don't have it so bad....they don't have to hold the iron on their own hides.

Maybe you didn't holf it steady enough and that's why it's an ugly scar? Repeat with more pressure and with a steadier hand and let us know...

LOL, DDT, you animal! I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

Originally Posted by basurero

LOL, DDT, you animal! I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

Your future spouse is going to be USDA certified?

Originally Posted by DDT

I am certain that, at least, there are some excellent Russian Horsemen somewhere. Perhaps you can find a photo?

And what about Rodeos? Are there any Russian rodeos?


That is me with the branding iron.

I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

Originally Posted by Chuvak

Originally Posted by DDT

I am certain that, at least, there are some excellent Russian Horsemen somewhere. Perhaps you can find a photo?

And what about Rodeos? Are there any Russian rodeos?


That is me with the branding iron.

I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

It's hard to see, but the guy crouching is holding something -- the branding iron -- against the calf.

So DDT, where were you during the 70's and 80's? If you hung around rodeos much you've probably heard of my step-father; Sandy Kirby. You know him?

Originally Posted by Layne

So DDT, where were you during the 70's and 80's? If you hung around rodeos much you've probably heard of my step-father; Sandy Kirby. You know him?

I never paid much attention to the rodeo scene.

But according to google your step dad was:

All-Around Cowboy:

Sandy Kirby 1976
Sandy Kirby 1979


Bareback Riding:

Sandy Kirby 1976

You won't see a branding done like that in Texas!! Note the two horsemen holding the calf by ropes to the front and hind feet. These guys are nevada Buckaroos not cowboys.

In Texas and most other places the rope is taken off the calf and then the calf is held down by two stupid guys willing to do it!

Originally Posted by Chuvak

I cant see your branding iron. Are you crouching or sitting on a horse??

I'm crouching. The branding iron is parallel to the ground. The haze is smoke from burning hair.

Originally Posted by basurero

LOL, DDT, you animal! I am going to brand my future spouse with my initials.

Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up

I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself.

Originally Posted by DDT

Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up

Тебе придется смотреть имя "басуреро" каждый раз увидишь ее задницу.

I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself.

Нет, ты меня вдохновил!

Originally Posted by basurero

Originally Posted by DDT

Don't do it! What if she likes me better? I don't want her all marked up

Тебе придется смотреть имя "басуреро" каждый раз увидишь ее задницу.

I was a real fugging idiot when I did that to myself.

Нет, ты меня вдохновил!

Тебе придется ВИДЕТЬ имя Басуреро каждый раз когда ты будешь СМОТРЕТЬ на ее задницу

Originally Posted by Chuvak

Originally Posted by basurero

...каждый раз, когда...