Black Mage....
Cremed and sommelier are pronounced true to Francais, like Jackie Kennedy would say the words, not the cartoon accent of John F., Robert or <shudder> Teddy Kennedy. A "Back-Bay" accent works best.
Cremed sounds like you are clearing your throught...
But you live near Chi-kah-go :P

Ataklena...
I had to use a translator for "насыщенный вкус", perhaps a wine tasting party some time. Вино...