Quote Originally Posted by bad manners
I don't think your lift reeks of dog piss. Most often Russian lifts reek of human piss, just like elsewhere in the world -- except elsewhere in the world it does not happen nearly so often as in Russia. But it does happen, and many Russians are very surprised when they hear it.
I once caught a Dutch youth urinating in my lift - he was 17 and already had very few teeth left. Silly wee bugger, I'd've let him use my bog.