Thread: Marriage?

Originally Posted by VendingMachine

You know what they say about Moscow? Moskva slezam ne verit. Know what that means?

It means that that stupid whiny chicks named Katia are desperate to snag a man?

Remarkably accurate deduction.
After extensive double-blind randomised trials I can confirm that, yes, stupid whiny chicks named Katia are indeed desperate to snag a man with confidence at 3 standard deviations.

That movie was a total snooze. As for proof of my being in Moscow, I think the Administrator can tell where everyone is writing from.

Originally Posted by JB

As for proof of my being in Moscow, I think the Administrator can tell where everyone is writing from.

Oh really? What the admin can tell is what IP the post came from, however, he can't prove that the person in that chair in front of that PC with that particular IP was you. You may have asked someone from Moscow to post your messages for you. You send him/her your messages via ICQ or MSN or Jabber or via email, whatever, and they post them here. I once needed to convince someone I was posting from Pretoria at a South African forum while in reality I was living in Copenhagen at the time. However, I had some e-pals in Pretoria. Can you guess what I did? I'm sorry, you're not in Moscow at the moment. In fact, JB, you've never been to Moscow.

It means that that stupid whiny chicks named Katia are desperate to snag a man?

No my dear, that saying goes way back before that film was produced and it means roughly the same as "osovyeliye ne tzydyat po kirzovomu koli vochni ne zmogayut'" - that's what I was driving at, not that IMHO silly film.

VM, I'm really worried about you. Have you been taking your medication?

Originally Posted by BJ

VM, I'm really worried about you. Have you been taking your medication?

What medication? I'm on no medication. I'm fighting fit, JB.

But clearly dyslexic. Unlike JB I don't claim to be living in Moscow just dreary Yorkshire. Having a good rant now and again obviously keeps you in fine fettle, VM. I prefer other forms of exercise.

Originally Posted by BJ

But clearly dyslexic.

As a matter of fact I am dyslexic. And for someone with as bad a case of dyslexia as mine I'm coping rather well.

Unlike JB I don't claim to be living in Moscow just dreary Yorkshire. Having a good rant now and again obviously keeps you in fine fettle, VM. I prefer other forms of exercise.

Aye, it does. And wot other forms might tha be talkin' about? I knaws all yer dirty tricks yer arch nazzards get up to down t'pit. Don't tha try to pull t'wool over ma eyes, lad - I's Yorksire too.

WOW! I never even thought about getting friends in other countries to write fake postings for me! Seems like a lot of work though.... So I guess those who don't believe I'm in Moscow will just have to take my word for it , or maybe have another person meet me at Cafe Max (Novoslobodskaya) where I'm posting from.

Originally Posted by JB

Cafe Max (Novoslobodskaya)

Takes me back, that does. Does the surly brunette with the outstanding pout still work there, JB? Could you scowl at her from me?

Which one?

Originally Posted by JB

WOW! I never even thought about getting friends in other countries to write fake postings for me!

This line of defence doesn't really work with us. Sorry.

So I guess those who don't believe I'm in Moscow will just have to take my word for it , or maybe have another person meet me at Cafe Max (Novoslobodskaya) where I'm posting from.

And how will those who come to Cafe Max know that the crazy foreigner they meet is actually you, and not your friend/agent, huh? You've lived a lie all these years, so why should we trust you? Give me one reason why we should.

You were wasted in the police VM. With your talents you should have been in the FSB - or maybe you are?

JB- I stayed near the Novoslobodskaya metro when I was there last year for a month. Is that Cafe Max the one on the second floor, across the street from the metro? I went there a couple of times. I never did make it into Ruby Tuesday's, though.

Yes, 2nd floor across from metro. Stairs are next to the 1st floor flower stand.