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Hello from Northern California in th USA.. Ha. Ha... I am soon going to visit your country in the next 9 mo.. whenever the organisation Cross Cultural Soloutions can get every thing in order.. I hope to be able to stay for the whole year and maby make some lifelong BFF's.. I am a gourmet chef for a living and have been a constant student for 12 years... I love to learn and forever want to do and try new things and new places. New people are my favorite... I want to know everything about the people I am going to meet.. What do the women expect If I want to ask one out?? Maby this will .. help me to find miss Right??
Are ther any good clubs in moscow ... I want someone to go with.. If you are comming here I am more than willing to escort and show you around..you can even stay with me if you like... You can add me to your instant messanger.. I look forward to writing and even talking if you have a phone # i can call.. If you have a cell phone I can send you some great pics of San Fransisco.. And Me!!! Ha, Ha

LOL Xavier Doss V
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Hey Xavier... just out of curiosity... you seem to be having a difficult time with English, are you not American born? You did not even spell San Francisco correctly.

As some Russian women do not understand English nuances very well, let me provide a translation from the local "Northern California in th USA" dialect into plain English:

comming => coming
Soloutions => Solutions
maby => maybe
messanger => messenger

have been a constant student for 12 years... I love to learn => After the 12 years I'm still unable to write properly

I am a gourmet chef for a living.. New people are my favorite... => especially sauteed with marinara sauce

What do the women expect If I want to ask one out?? => The women you're looking for would expect you to sponsor them into "th USA" and not having sex with you in the meantime.

Are ther any good clubs in moscow ... I want someone to go with.. => I want a Russian woman to reply and promise she will let me stay with her in Moscow.

I look forward to writing and even talking => Believe it or not, I can actually talk and I promise I do it better than I write.

If you have a cell phone I can send you some great pics of San Fransisco.. And Me!!! => But if you only have a computer (which you're using right now) don't expect any pictures from me. I haven't learned yet to upload pictures to the Internet.

Ha. Ha... [The content of the entire message goes here.] Ha, Ha => Ready or not, Russian women, I'm "comming" to get you!!

Как видишь, словом убить тоже можно.

Originally Posted by alexB

Как видишь, словом убить тоже можно.

Вряд ли. Скорее всего, он живучий.

Croc, a very good 'between-the-lines' translation.
To the OP: Are you sur-real?