Thread: How to come easy from Pakistan to Russia?

Originally Posted by Yankeez

Well i have collected all visa information from Russian embassy,and i have all documents but i only needed a sponsor letter from any russian national,Who will help me dears?
BR
Kashif khan

I'm a sexy Russian national looking for a loving Pakistani bride! I'll gladly serve you as a helper!

Sexy are only russian girls as all world knows and pakistani are more sexy than Russians.
BR
Kashif Khan

Originally Posted by Yankeez

Sexy are only russian girls as all world knows and pakistani are more sexy than Russians.
BR
Kashif Khan

Yes. And all your base are belong to us. Set us up the bomb. You have no chance to survive make your time. We get signal. Move 'Zig'. For great justice.

WHISKEY! SEXY! DEMOCRACY!

I dunno how crazy a russian girl will be about moving to pakistan, learning Urdu or Pashtu, and wearing a burka for the rest of her life.

Hey at least they have free tours to see Osama!

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Hey at least they have free tours to see Osama!

Shhhh. She doesn't get that until she accrues 100000 frequent flier miles AND joins the ISI! Upon entering the intelligence service, THEN she gets meet him and play with that beard. Assumming he didn't enjoy playing rought with the goats earlier in the week.

For your kind information men,here is no any Burka system and no need to learn URDU coz everyone can speak here english like me.
And if Osama is killing the world and if he is a Terror so its not my fault.
Its my desire to go Russia and meet with nice peoples but some peoples are writing here wrong about me,This is not good.
if you don't want my stay here so tell me i am ready to leave your Russian forum.
BR
Kashif Khan

Originally Posted by Yankeez

For your kind information men,here is no any Burka system and no need to learn URDU coz everyone can speak here english like me.
And if Osama is killing the world and if he is a Terror so its not my fault.
Its my desire to go Russia and meet with nice peoples but some peoples are writing here wrong about me,This is not good.
if you don't want my stay here so tell me i am ready to leave your Russian forum.
BR
Kashif Khan

First of all you're a liar because not everyone in Pakistan speaks English. Secondly, if they do speak "english like me" then I shudder for the state of the English language. Or as you would say " TWOLY THEY DO IF SPOKE 'english me like' the the english language shudders for states."

It is great that you want to go to Russia! Just be careful there... they are a completely different society and some of them are even violent against foreigners (especially of skin color )

But don't leave us! Your posts are fun!

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

It is great that you want to go to Russia! Just be careful there... they are a completely different society and some of them are even violent against foreigners (especially of skin color )

But don't leave us! Your posts are fun!

Oh, yeah, we forgot to mention the fact that if any skinheads see you they will beat you to death with chains most likely -- that's only if they're too bored or sober to throw you in front of the train or stab you though. THAT is NOT something I am being flippant about.

Don't leave! You're cool! But, why just URDU. Do you have something against pashtu??

Tu tsunga ye? Jor ye?! Stariy mu shey!!!!!

Well herez more than 4 languages.
URDU
PUNJABI
PASHTU
SINDHI
ENGLISH
And my mother language is URDU,and whats the difficulty in english?
Anyway i am just leaving this forum,at last i would like to say it
Russians peoples are not helpful.
BR
Kashif Khan

There are not much replies of "russian people" in this topic. And BTW if all arabians want to come here only with such purpose, than I can understand "skin-heads".

Originally Posted by Basil77

Edited so as to save Lampada some time

Holy Batslur!I feel an edited post coming on, Batman!

Originally Posted by Бармалей

Originally Posted by Basil77

Edited so as to save Lampada some time

Holy Batslur!I feel an edited post coming on, Batman!

Barm, can you explain me, please, what did you want to say? I'm very poor English speaker/reader/understander especially slang...

I think barmer found your post offensive and is expecting it to be moderated (slurred).

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

I think barmer found your post offensive and is expecting it to be moderated (slurred).

I'll see your hospitality and tolerance than someone will take your country as a brothel.