Quote Originally Posted by BlackMage
Quote Originally Posted by TATY
I know -ize is the American spelling of -ise, that's the point.

I was saying American English is basterdised English.
Seeing how we won the Revolutionary War, I would conjecture that we won the proverbial 'custody battle' and have rights to English. Also we saved your sorry asses in WWs I and II.

But, I digress. We must put aside our differences and focus on... destroying the French!
Well you can't really get custody because Britain raised English for for most of her lifetime, then she met that yound stud America who just abused poor English. Then America divorced Britain, and you know the mother always gets custody.

And America didn't really do much in WW1. They sort of arrived when the party was almost over. Maybe like- Europe was getting raped in the kitchen and America was in the living room watching the game, and Europe kept screaming for help and America was like "shup biartch, I am watching the game", and by the time he (America) came to help, Germany had cum inside Europe....

Yes.