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  1. September 18th, 2012, 08:21 PM #1
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    Caption This picture!! Hillary and Putin

    putinhillary.jpg

    "Ой, Xиллари, дорогая, зайчик мой! Иди со мной пить водочку!"
    "Oh Vlad, stop it! You sound just like Bill!"
    Вот потому, что вы говорите то, что не думаете, и думаете то, что не думаете, вот в клетках и сидите. И вообще, весь этот горький катаклизм, который я здесь наблюдаю, и Владимир Николаевич тоже…
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  2. September 18th, 2012, 09:04 PM #2
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    Putin (sings gently): "On Blueberry Hill...ary..."
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  3. September 18th, 2012, 09:32 PM #3
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    Putin: "Hillary, I propose exchange! We give you Pussy Riot, if you give us Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris..."
    Clinton: "That sounds great Vlad! In fact, you can have them both!"
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    Вот потому, что вы говорите то, что не думаете, и думаете то, что не думаете, вот в клетках и сидите. И вообще, весь этот горький катаклизм, который я здесь наблюдаю, и Владимир Николаевич тоже…
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  4. September 18th, 2012, 10:34 PM #4
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    Hillary: "Vlad, you know, in the States we have freedom of speech, anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama'"
    Putin: "Hillary, we have it too, in Russia anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama' as well!"
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  5. September 19th, 2012, 05:52 AM #5
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    Хиллари говорит, "Ой, Володя! Правда что русские мужчины все настоящие?"
    Вот потому, что вы говорите то, что не думаете, и думаете то, что не думаете, вот в клетках и сидите. И вообще, весь этот горький катаклизм, который я здесь наблюдаю, и Владимир Николаевич тоже…
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  6. September 19th, 2012, 07:12 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric C. View Post
    Hillary: "Vlad, you know, in the States we have freedom of speech, anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama'"
    Putin: "Hillary, we have it too, in Russia anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama' as well!"
    Reminds me of an old anti-Soviet Union joke. "In Soviet Russia there is freedom of speech. In America there is freedom after speech."
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  7. September 19th, 2012, 07:22 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deborski View Post
    Хиллари говорит, "Ой, Володя! Правда что русские мужчины все настоящие?"
    Putin: Да, это всё вер..... подожди-- Ты можешь говорить по-русски?!?
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    "Особенно упорно надо заниматься тем, кто ничего не знает." - Като Ломб

    "В один прекрасный день все ваши подспудные знания хлынут наружу. Ощущения при этом замечательные, уверяю вас." -Кто-то
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  8. September 19th, 2012, 08:37 AM #8
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    Clinton: "Юстас Алексу ..."
    Putin: "Центр просил передать, что товарищу Юстасу присвоено звание Героя Советского Союза."
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  9. September 19th, 2012, 08:43 AM #9
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    ishmourzin, nice one. But this joke is for native Russian speakers only.
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  10. September 19th, 2012, 08:59 AM #10
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    Maybe so

    Clinton: "Our agents report ..."
    Putin: "Very good, Colonel General Clintonovski."
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  11. September 19th, 2012, 12:56 PM #11
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    Did Obama really talk to Medvedev about "more flexibility" - oh never mind.

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    "That morning, as she thought about her upcoming meeting with Vladimir, Hillary decided to dust off her long-unused cosmetics."
    Вот потому, что вы говорите то, что не думаете, и думаете то, что не думаете, вот в клетках и сидите. И вообще, весь этот горький катаклизм, который я здесь наблюдаю, и Владимир Николаевич тоже…
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    Hillary: Repeat what you just said, Vlad!
    Putin: Was? Ich verstehe dich nicht!
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    You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus.
    438px-Van_Eyck_-_Arnolfini_Portrait.jpg
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  15. September 20th, 2012, 02:03 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by diogen_ View Post
    You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus.
    438px-Van_Eyck_-_Arnolfini_Portrait.jpg
    Do you think she looks like Hillary?
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    Two Americans walk into a bar ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fortheether View Post
    Two Americans walk into a bar ...
    The first one says, "Look, I had a terrible nightmare last night, that I had been telling 100,000,000 ppl what to do for 12 years in a weird language!" The second one replies, "that's nothing compared to my nightmare, I dreamed I was a woman and was married to a U.S. president!!!"
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    "Xиллари, Вы очаровательны!.."
    "Я передам эту информацию Биллу."
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    "Хиллари, у вас вся спина белая!"
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    Путин: Май нейм из Володья...
    Клинтон: Вова, не парься. Я в курсе.
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