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"Ой, Xиллари, дорогая, зайчик мой! Иди со мной пить водочку!"
"Oh Vlad, stop it! You sound just like Bill!"
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Attachment 465
"Ой, Xиллари, дорогая, зайчик мой! Иди со мной пить водочку!"
"Oh Vlad, stop it! You sound just like Bill!"
Putin (sings gently): "On Blueberry Hill...ary..."
Putin: "Hillary, I propose exchange! We give you Pussy Riot, if you give us Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris..."
Clinton: "That sounds great Vlad! In fact, you can have them both!"
Hillary: "Vlad, you know, in the States we have freedom of speech, anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama'"
Putin: "Hillary, we have it too, in Russia anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama' as well!"
Хиллари говорит, "Ой, Володя! Правда что русские мужчины все настоящие?"
Clinton: "Юстас Алексу ..."
Putin: "Центр просил передать, что товарищу Юстасу присвоено звание Героя Советского Союза."
ishmourzin, nice one. But this joke is for native Russian speakers only. :)
Maybe so
Clinton: "Our agents report ..."
Putin: "Very good, Colonel General Clintonovski."
Did Obama really talk to Medvedev about "more flexibility" - oh never mind.
Scott
"That morning, as she thought about her upcoming meeting with Vladimir, Hillary decided to dust off her long-unused cosmetics."
Hillary: Repeat what you just said, Vlad!
Putin: Was? Ich verstehe dich nicht!
You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus. :oops:
Attachment 467
Two Americans walk into a bar ...
The first one says, "Look, I had a terrible nightmare last night, that I had been telling 100,000,000 ppl what to do for 12 years in a weird language!" The second one replies, "that's nothing compared to my nightmare, I dreamed I was a woman and was married to a U.S. president!!!"
"Xиллари, Вы очаровательны!.."
"Я передам эту информацию Биллу."
"Хиллари, у вас вся спина белая!"
Путин: Май нейм из Володья...
Клинтон: Вова, не парься. Я в курсе.