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"Ой, Xиллари, дорогая, зайчик мой! Иди со мной пить водочку!"
"Oh Vlad, stop it! You sound just like Bill!"
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Attachment 465
"Ой, Xиллари, дорогая, зайчик мой! Иди со мной пить водочку!"
"Oh Vlad, stop it! You sound just like Bill!"
Putin (sings gently): "On Blueberry Hill...ary..."
Putin: "Hillary, I propose exchange! We give you Pussy Riot, if you give us Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris..."
Clinton: "That sounds great Vlad! In fact, you can have them both!"
Hillary: "Vlad, you know, in the States we have freedom of speech, anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama'"
Putin: "Hillary, we have it too, in Russia anyone can go out and say 'screw Obama' as well!"
Хиллари говорит, "Ой, Володя! Правда что русские мужчины все настоящие?"
Reminds me of an old anti-Soviet Union joke. "In Soviet Russia there is freedom of speech. In America there is freedom after speech."Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric C.
Putin: Да, это всё вер..... подожди-- Ты можешь говорить по-русски?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Deborski
Clinton: "Юстас Алексу ..."
Putin: "Центр просил передать, что товарищу Юстасу присвоено звание Героя Советского Союза."
ishmourzin, nice one. But this joke is for native Russian speakers only. :)
Maybe so
Clinton: "Our agents report ..."
Putin: "Very good, Colonel General Clintonovski."
Did Obama really talk to Medvedev about "more flexibility" - oh never mind.
Scott
"That morning, as she thought about her upcoming meeting with Vladimir, Hillary decided to dust off her long-unused cosmetics."
Hillary: Repeat what you just said, Vlad!
Putin: Was? Ich verstehe dich nicht!
You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus. :oops:
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Do you think she looks like Hillary?Quote:
Originally Posted by diogen_
Two Americans walk into a bar ...
The first one says, "Look, I had a terrible nightmare last night, that I had been telling 100,000,000 ppl what to do for 12 years in a weird language!" The second one replies, "that's nothing compared to my nightmare, I dreamed I was a woman and was married to a U.S. president!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by fortheether
"Xиллари, Вы очаровательны!.."
"Я передам эту информацию Биллу."
"Хиллари, у вас вся спина белая!"
Путин: Май нейм из Володья...
Клинтон: Вова, не парься. Я в курсе.
Worth watching :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_NVnag3I64
Yes we can-can?
