Originally Posted by Ramil
(maybe not a politically correct one):
Night descended on Olster.
A frightened man goes down the street afraid of his own shadow, suddenly a barrel of a gun is thrust against his back and the harsh voice asks from behind: "Catholic or Protesnant?". Poor man, knowing that the wrong answer could be fatal decides to gamble "I'm a Jew" he said.
An evil exultant laugh frightens sleeping children two blocks away and the voice says "Allahu Akbar, I must be the luckiest Arab in the whole damn Ireland"