Thread: Анекдоты, шутки, шуточные стишки, истории - смешные или не очень

This last one reminded me of a Russian joke, here's its English equivalent (I think natives here are going to identify the original one in no time).

A man is going on his business trip to NY, and asks his three sons, "what would you like me to bring you?" The eldest son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me a fork". The man says, "Sounds good, you'll have it." The middle son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me some pork." The man says, "You're good too, I'll bring you that". The youngest son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me a motorcycle." The man says, "Did you hear your brothers say it? It was really nice, and what YOU said is just way too plain, so go ahead and make up something else." The boy says "Ok...", and continues,

"Dad's going to New York
Mom's banger will do his work
Mom's banger is our neighbor Michael
Dad's gonna get me a motorcycle!"

Originally Posted by Eric C.

This last one reminded me of a Russian joke, here's its English equivalent (I think natives here are going to identify the original one in no time).


A man is going to his business trip to NY, and asks his three sons, "what would you like me to bring you?" The eldest son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me a fork". The man says, "Sounds good, you'll have it." The middle son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me some pork." The man says, "You're good too, I'll bring you that". The youngest son says, "Dad's going to New York, Dad's getting me a motorcycle." The man says, "Did you hear your brothers say it? It was really nice, and what YOU said is just way too plain, so go ahead and make up something else." The boy says "Ok...", and continues,

"Dad's going to New York
Mom's banger will do his work
Mom's banger is our neighbor Michael
Dad's gonna get me a motorcycle!"[/i]

SOOOO MUCH want to see this in Russian.

Originally Posted by Meerkat

SOOOO MUCH want to see this in Russian.

Вовочкин папа едет в Ленинград.
- Дети, кто сочинит стихотворение со словом "Ленинград", тому я привезу то, что он в стихотворении попросит.
"Папа едет в Ленинград,
папа купит мармелад", - говорит младший брат Вовочки.
- Молодец, куплю тебе мармелад.
Вовочка:
"Папа едет в Ленинград,
папа купит мне мопед."
- Не в рифму! - кричит папа. - Попробуй еще раз.
"Папа едет в Ленинград,
Мамин хахаль будет рад.
Мамин хахаль наш сосед,
Папа купит мне мопед."