Thread: Анекдоты, шутки, шуточные стишки, истории - смешные или не очень

Originally Posted by Eric C.

Two friends lay on a beach and got their asses sunburned. When they come over to the first guy's house, he suggests they sit in sour cream for a while so that it can get healed faster.

This reminded me of an old joke that probably can't be translated from English:

Q. Why did God make semen white and urine yellow?
A. So that men would know whether they're coming or going.

(Note: Women are fond of this joke because "to not know whether one is coming or going" is a standard expression meaning "to be ignorant, foolish, crazy".)

смешные истории в шуточных стишках

It's been said that "there are good limericks, and there are clean limericks, but there are no good, clean limericks." (I'm 90% sure that there must be at least one limerick with this same "coming/going" wordplay as above, but I can't think of it right now. )

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

It's been said that "there are good limericks, and there are clean limericks, but there are no good, clean limericks." (I'm 90% sure that there must be at least one limerick with this same "coming/going" wordplay as above, but I can't think of it right now. )

There once was a man from East Kent
Whose tool was so long that it bent
To save her some trouble
He folded it double
And instead of coming he went