Thread: Анекдоты, шутки, шуточные стишки, истории - смешные или не очень

Originally Posted by Lampada

"You have choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

Ролик с кино-комедии "Любовь и смерть" (Woody Allen, 1975).

"Панч-лайн" -- Я не хочу выйти замуж, никогда... хочется просто разводиться!

(I'm not sure if I translated the absurdism properly into Russian...)

ЗЫ: And from the same movie, on the subject of marital love and faithfulness... (0:24 - 0:44 = COMEDY GOLD: "A Turkish cavalry officer cast aspersions on your honor -- that you were sleeping around. But I knew he was lying, that you are pure!")

Originally Posted by Throbert McGee

Я не хочу выйти выходить замуж, никогда... хочется просто разводиться!

(I'm not sure if I translated the absurdism properly into Russian...)

I would suggest "... я хочу сразу развестись".