About women s and men s language.

In the left what they say and in the right what they think about at the same time...



Women s language

1. Yes = No.

2. No = Yes.

3. Maybe = No.

4. We need = I want.

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry.

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not.

8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?



Men s language.

1. I am hungry = I am Hungry.

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.

3. I am thirsty = I am thirsty.

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.

5. I love you = Lets have sex now.

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Those shoes don t go with that outfit = I am gay