Women, men, language. What do you think about it? Is it true?
About women s and men s language.
In the left what they say and in the right what they think about at the same time...
Women s language
1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not.
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Men s language.
1. I am hungry = I am Hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am thirsty = I am thirsty.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Lets have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Those shoes don t go with that outfit = I am gay
