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Might I Also Suggest A Dictionary
Bookstore, Cincinnati, OH, USA
Customer: “Hi. I need a threesis.”
Clerk: “A…pardon?
Customer: “You know–a threesis. It has other words that mean the same as the word you look up.”
Clerk: “Oh…do you mean a thesaurus?”
Customer: “Duh! That’s a dinosaur! I need a threesis!”
It Runs In The Family
Fast Food, California, USA
(A little kid comes running up to counter and points at our menu board above my head.)
Kid: “I want that one!”
Me: “The taco or the burrito, honey?”
Kid’s mother: “Don’t point! That’s rude. You have to tell her what you want.”
Kid: “I want the taco.”
Me, turning to the mother: “Ok. What can I get for you?”
Kid’s mother: *points* “I want that one.”
Living On The Edge
Ice Cream Shop, New York, NY, USA
(At an ice cream shop)
Me: “Would you like any mix-ins with that?”
Older woman: “Yes, I would like almonds. But not too many, because I’m allergic, and if I have too many I will die.”
Me: …
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