Haha...
Life would be a bit simpler if they could also use metric and Celsius...
Imperial measurements are such a nightmare to learn.
And there should be a law against certain American expressions that do not qualify a real English.

Unfortunately in real life it's quite the opposite. The UK is nothing but a lapdog to the US. It would perhaps be funny if not for the fact that UK tax payers money is being spent on killing innocent people in the Middle East, bailing out countries that have been manipulation to bankrupcy by American investment banks, not to mention surpressing freedom of expression in Europe.