You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus.
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You guys have already revealed so many clandestine details... that I begin thinking ...mmm... Jan van Eyck was a nostradamus.
438px-Van_Eyck_-_Arnolfini_Portrait.jpg
Two Americans walk into a bar ...
The first one says, "Look, I had a terrible nightmare last night, that I had been telling 100,000,000 ppl what to do for 12 years in a weird language!" The second one replies, "that's nothing compared to my nightmare, I dreamed I was a woman and was married to a U.S. president!!!"
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