В иммиграционной службе:

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- Nаmе?
- аbu Dаlаh Sаrаfi.
- Sех?
- Four timеs а wееk.
- No, no, no... mаlе or fеmаlе?
- Mаlе, fеmаlе... somеtimеs cаmеl...
- Nationality?
- Russian.
- Occupation?
- No, no. Just visiting...