Thread: I tried recording me speaking Russian...

Here is Kwatts recording! Beware!

http://www.docteurevil.com/vinnie/Kwattsushka.wav

E: Don't worry, most people bless themselves for not having heard Norwegian... but it is a germanic language, so I understand your guess

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Here is Kwatts recording! Beware!

I suppose I should join the club and post my speech. Please forgive the word accents..some of these words i havent heard before, so I may put the accent on the wrong syllable.

Also: This is filled with cussing. lol. I took if from a book...d*rmo. Im sure some of you have it. It was the only thing i felt like reading. I was gonna censor it, but that would take out the fun..if there is any. Enjoy!

http://www.geocities.com/saibotrulz/yaydirty.wav

saibot, you should have censored it :)

A few mistakes:
белий instead of белый (л is hard)
пи*данем instead of пи*данём
па*уй instead of по*уй

DagothWarez, your smiles look awesome these days:

Originally Posted by net surfer

saibot, you should have censored it

A few mistakes:
белий instead of белый (л is hard)
пи*данем instead of пи*данём
па*уй instead of по*уй

Прямо как в анекдоте про МГИМО "...в целом группа справилась с заданием, только "на@#й" нужно писать раздельно, а "чернож@#$я обезьяна" с большой буквы, вы всё-таки обращаетесь к перзиденту независимого государства..."

Thanks for the corrections! Next time I read something like that, Ill censor it with humorous sound effects where the swear words should be.

The link did not work for me. But anyway your avatar looks all plastic and everything. Perhaps you are stuck in a bad Minnesota winter or something and are frozen. But wait! It's still August. Perhaps you drove down to Chanhassen to visit Prince's Paisley Park Studios........ and who knows what happened to you after that.

Кстати, по-поводу слитно/раздельно, вот например, фраза "не видно ничерта/них*я". Статистика по Яндексу:

"ни черта" страниц — 230891
"ничерта" страниц — 132843

а вот с "них*я" наоборот:

"ни х*я" страниц — 204741
"них*я" страниц — 518453

PS: saibot, может всё-таки лучше Пушкина почитаешь, Я помню чудное мгновение...? ;)

The link got messed up..damn angelfire. here is a new one

http://www.geocities.com/saibotrulz/yaydirty.wav

Prince is hardly ever at his Chanhassen place. I saw his house once though. Its all purple. And he lives in one of those rich communities.you need a card to get into the neighborhood. It was pretty awesome. Thats like the only secure community in the state.

And my avater is supposed to look that way. Thats Buddy Christ. The most kick-ass version of jesus ever.

PS: saibot, может всё-таки лучше Пушкина почитаешь, Я помню чудное мгновение...?

!! Thats no FUN !!

I'll read something more serious later.

Well, that link works.
So, Saibot where is the Russian community in Minneapolis?

Actually I have been to Paisley Park on occasion. I am on the "list" to go out with Prince as his Road Manager. I have been on it for 2 years now. I have come to realise that I am actually waiting for someone to die..........but at least when I get on, I will be fluent in Russian.

I wanna be on Prince's list.

The Russian community is actually spread out all over the twin cities. I would say it's more concentrated in St. Paul than Minneapolis. In fact, there was a Russian store on the news not too long ago that got robbed by a gang of hoodlums. There are all sorts of Russian stores and restaurants all over St. Paul. In the Mall of America (not quite in St. Paul), there is a store called "Babushka", where they sell Russian merchandise and old soviet memorabilia. There is a great restaurant in downtown St. Paul that I eat at whenever I'm down that way. It's called "Moscow on the Hill".

Anyway, here is the local Russian community website if you are interested.

http://www.russianlifemn.com

Originally Posted by kalinka_vinnie

Joking! Why do some people think that Vinnie is a female name? Never heard of Vinnie the Pooh?

I think what confuses is "Kalinka" in your nickname. How do you explain that?

And what will you tell a girl asking you:
- Сайботик, скажи мне что-нибудь ласковое.
- Ты чё ах*ела? Нах*я эту х*ёвину х*ячить? Пашли лучше е*аться!

Huh? :)

Originally Posted by saibot

I suppose I should join the club and post my speech. Please forgive the word accents..some of these words i havent heard before, so I may put the accent on the wrong syllable.

Also: This is filled with cussing. lol. I took if from a book...d*rmo. Im sure some of you have it. It was the only thing i felt like reading. I was gonna censor it, but that would take out the fun..if there is any. Enjoy!

http://www.geocities.com/saibotrulz/yaydirty.wav

Я просто в а**е! Было здорово!

And what will you tell a girl asking you:
- Сайботик, скажи мне что-нибудь ласковое.
- Ты чё ах*ела? Нах*я эту х*ёвину х*ячить? Пашли лучше е*аться!

Huh?

lol. I'd probably say something along the lines of...

зайка моя....пососи мою зал*пу

And then finish it off with:

Моё сердце принадлежит тебе навеки. Будь моей женою!

Originally Posted by saibot

зайка моя....курите мою трубку!

Lol.. i changed it at the last minute. According to a certain book...that phrase has two meanings. can you guess the other?

I think it's time to make a section for foul Russian. I guess some girl could be offended or/and confused by мат here.

Originally Posted by saibot

And what will you tell a girl asking you:
- Сайботик, скажи мне что-нибудь ласковое.
- Ты чё ах*ела? Нах*я эту х*ёвину х*ячить? Пашли лучше е*аться!

Huh?

lol. I'd probably say something along the lines of...

зайка моя....пососи мою зал*пу

And then finish it off with:

Моё сердце принадлежит тебе навеки. Будь моей женою!

And the MTV award for the most romantic proposal goes to...