Thread: "you suck!"

That is pretty 1337! Is that you, Alexei?

Originally Posted by Pravit

:lol: :lol: That is pretty 1337! Is that you, Alexei?

Try to guess :)

I guess no.

Im confused, how is standing in front of a sign gangster?

Please, don't ask. If you don't understand now, it means you never will. Just don't make yourself look any less intelligent and be quite k thanx.

You're right. I imagine I would look quite stupid, so I'll be quiet. You're welcome.

whatever dude, you're still nub the biggest nub.

Yep.

I guess to understand the joke you actually have to understand russian, something you've proven to us that you can't do.

Originally Posted by Dogboy182

I guess to understand the joke you actually have to understand russian, something you've proven to us that you can't do.

Dogboy182 don't be such a snob, nobody's perfect! If krs240 will be persistent enough in learning Russian, he eventually figures out why that sign is so funny.

Yep, it's not me.

i cant help it, it's natural.

Originally Posted by krs240

Im confused, how is standing in front of a sign gangster?

вобла = roach

река Вобля = roach river

Eh. Maybe funny to some people.

Originally Posted by kwatts59

Originally Posted by krs240

Im confused, how is standing in front of a sign gangster?

вобла = roach

река Вобля = roach river

Eh. Maybe funny to some people.

No kwatts59, you didn't get it .

'Вобля' sounds like 'Во бля[дь]!' ( it literally means 'What a whore!'). So this sign in Russia has to be as funny as 'Ohshi t river' one in US .

LOL. Oh well. I am trying.

Hahaha that is funny. Still not gangster though . I was just trying to be an arse, sorry Im not fluent. I also thought maybe it had something to do with roach, took me a while to figure even that out.

YEA well gangsters use that word/talk a lot so it IS gangster.

And you hear it in gangster rap too. "

Во б**! Что ты смотрешь на меня? хип хоп представляю я, ха не для с*к, мы делаем реп, чтоб услышали все вокруг!"

I often hear "this sucks" translates as "отстой!" или "полный отстой!", but again, it's a kind of MTV-lingo.

Река Вобля in the news:

Originally Posted by utro.ru

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Вот жили когда-то на территориях Центральной и Северо-Западной России балтские племена. Прекрасные, скорее всего, были люди, и в наследство нам от них досталось множество речек с окончаниями -бля и -мля. Я же говорю, прекрасные люди! Москвичам и жителям Подмосковья сразу придет в голову легендарная речка Вобля в Луховицком районе Московской области. По бытующей здесь легенде, некий русский князь гнался за татаро-монголами, и сердобольные местные подсказали короткую дорогу, вброд... Не знаем, чему там князь удивился, то ли глубине реки, то ли отсутствию оной глубины, но крикнул молодецким голосом "во, бля!", попав в реку, – отсюда, мол, и названьице. Ученые все же настаивают на варианте с древним балтийским названием.
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http://www.utro.ru/articles/2005/02/09/405831.shtml

Originally Posted by Propp

I often hear "this sucks" translates as "отстой!" или "полный отстой!", but again, it's a kind of MTV-lingo.

Yeah, it looks like the best translation to me.