This game is called "Book of Unwritten Tales", a humorous quest adventure game. I ran into a funny city guard character and wanted to understand his slang better so I decided to post it here.
1) Does че mean just что? because in this case I notice it might mean о чем.
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The guard is asked if he's human here.
2) What's the deal of adding то to я? a slang thing? And what does the дык thing suppose to mean?
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3) Shouldn't it be меня зовут and not меня зваль?
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Here the guard answers the "where am I" question...
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4) Is it slang to say эт instead of это?
5) Сечешь? What's that? I get no dictionary find on google translate.
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I have more but that should be enough for the first round