Trying to figure out slang words of a computer game character (screenshots included)
This game is called "Book of Unwritten Tales", a humorous quest adventure game. I ran into a funny city guard character and wanted to understand his slang better so I decided to post it here.
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1) Does че mean just что? because in this case I notice it might mean о чем.
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http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5311/62524868.jpg
The guard is asked if he's human here.
2) What's the deal of adding то to я? a slang thing? And what does the дык thing suppose to mean?
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http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/690/22481362.jpg
3) Shouldn't it be меня зовут and not меня зваль?
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http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/7981/16011964.jpg
Here the guard answers the "where am I" question...
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4) Is it slang to say эт instead of это?
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8876/34883987.jpg
5) Сечешь? What's that? I get no dictionary find on google translate.
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I have more but that should be enough for the first round :D