Thread: No English translation?

У тебя не айфон! - You have... Something... that isn't an Iphone...

"It's not an Iphone (that) you have".
No? Not good enough?

Sadly, there is nothing compact you could say that wouldn't get a bewildered look from the listener. This is my biggest gripe with English of all things, there are just so many wonderfully fine phrasings and sentence structures that are off limits, that just sound weird.