Quote Originally Posted by Jamieh
Hi, can anyone translate the following text for me?

ну пипец кароче.. щас разговарием с другом, грю ему, типа еду в сибирь на месяц, он такой — возьми меня с собой.. грю ты чо ваще охренел??? ты ваще представляешь себе что такое россия, а тем более сибирь??? это тебе не англия емае (он ваще-та из англии)ан нет, приспичило видите ли ему.. лана, грю, дам я те острых оюуюений, съездим на байкал, узнаешь что такое русская баня и холодная вода.. ну и что такое пить водку.. а то одно вино да виски хлещет..
it's a totally crap.. Just chatting with my friend, I was talking to him that I'm kinda going in Siberia a month, he's responding that he'd like to go with me.. I was telling what the hell are you talking about??? Do you actually realize what is Russia and espessially Siberia??? It's absolutely not England (by the way he is from England), but anyway he eagers to go. I said, okay I gonna give you any strong feelings, we will go to Baikal and you will know what is Russian sauna and really cold water.. and what is to drink off vodka.. 'cause all you can is to have a drink of wine or whiskey..

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