Quote Originally Posted by MilesAway
I'm confused in the last section of the conversation. The following posts:
-Вот это подгон для СТРАНЫ, где не принято брать деньги ни с женщин, ни с вратарей! Spike, зарплату проси. (I think he's saying something about women and goalies not being charged, am I correct?)
I am not really sure what did they mean by "подгон" in this post. One of the slang meanings I am aware of is a gift or a delivery. "Now, this is a podgon (whatever it means) for a country where no one takes money from women or goal keepers."

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-Толковый вратарь судя по статистике...конкретное усиление (this is something about my stats, and being a reinforcement?)
A competent goal keeper, judging by the statistics. Quite a reinforcement.

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-Фига се! Шо творица! (I have no clue. Google wouldn't translate it, and I couldn't find much in the dictionary)
"Ни фига себе! Что творится!" In the post, these words are intentionally misspelled in order to imitate their casual pronunciation. That's something you see a lot on Russian web forums. It means something like "Wow! Just look what's happening here!"

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-Хе-хе, у нас один месяц от 100 до 150 (talking about one month, from 100-150. But what exactly is he saying? I can't figure it out)
Haha! And here, one month is 100 to 150 (I believe it is a reaction to your statement that a season is $500 in Canada).

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-Вы про стоимость квартир только девченке не говорите, а то не приедет, глаза на лоб от дороговизны полезут (is he talking about the price of apartments? I'm lost...)
Just don't tell the girl about the apartment rent prices, or else she won't come, flabbergasted by how expensive they are.

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However, I have enrolled for the academic year in St Petersburg, so I'm confident that I'll learn quickly, althought I imagine the first little while will be pretty interesting.
Well, one year of everyday practice, several hours a day, can indeed take you a long way. Good luck with that .