Quote Originally Posted by Medved View Post
Except for: Не бывает некрасивых женщин, бывает мало водки
The expression "beer goggles" (literally, пивные очки) suggests something rather close to this, however!

JOHN: [drunkenly] Look at that girl over there... isn't she beautiful? She's a goddess!!!
TOM: Umm... the goddess of cows, maybe -- you must be "wearing beer goggles", dude.