Hey guys just wondering if you could help me translate this

Ya nasamon dele sechas shdu tebia no tu dashe inogda zabuvaesh chto ya toot.
Ya nasamon dele hochy shtoto no tu vesegda zabuvaesh chto ya toot.
Ya nehachy plakate no inogda eto prosta tak slychaetsia
Chirrt!

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