Thread: Олимпиада!

well, good luck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by subpar

The sudden-ness-ism of it all has hit me, and I'm losing self-confidence. I'm looking for a backup plan that doesn't use explosives. Any ideas?

You can wave a gigantic Soviet flag while running around the room and singing the Soviet national anthem.

You should just sing a Zemfira song or something. I can't make much sense of them myself, and I've heard a few Russians tell me that the songs don't make any sense in general. So, it should help if you're worried about making mistakes

tdk

Originally Posted by tdk2fe

You should just sing a Zemfira song or something. I can't make much sense of them myself, and I've heard a few Russians tell me that the songs don't make any sense in general. So, it should help if you're worried about making mistakes

tdk

Some parts make perfect sense, others no sense at all.

Personally I like the song СПИД. She sounds so happy and sings this...
А y тебя CПИД, и значит, мы yмpем.
У тебя CПИД, и значит, мы yмpем.
Hо y тебя CПИ-И-ИД, и значит, мы yмpем.
У тебя, и значит, мы ...

Yeah I did a doubletake when I heard that song. I've never heard anybody be so enthusiastic about AIDS. I mean, death-metal "we're-all-going-to-die" songs i've heard, but never anything about a debilitating disease.

tdk

Первый!!!

I won First Place out of about thirty other Russian students around our state at my level (II). I won a honkin' book of Russian verbs and a Starter Dictionary. I'll take pictures in a few minutes.

Final Score: 290/300


*in your face, those who doubted I would make it in any competition*

Originally Posted by subpar

*in your face, those who doubted I would make it in any competition*

*sigh* this just shows the piss-poor state of Russian education today...

Just kidding, congrats on your commanding victory!

Спасибо.

Oh, and your phrase worked with the "Голубой Украинскый" judge.

Originally Posted by subpar

Первый!!!

I won First Place out of about thirty other Russian students around our state at my level (II). I won a honkin' book of Russian verbs and a Starter Dictionary. I'll take pictures in a few minutes.

Final Score: 290/300


*in your face, those who doubted I would make it in any competition*

Winning level II just means you should have been in level III. (or level IV with the real men.)

((Поздравляю))

Originally Posted by subpar

Спасибо.

Oh, and your phrase worked with the "Голубой Украинскый" judge.

Now you REALLY just opened up speculation as to how you got that award.

I can assure you, the judging was entirely fair. And I can also assure you that I am neither Гей или Голубой.



(although he was cute)...*girly giggle*












God, I'm kidding.

Украинский

Well congratulations :P I knew you could do it.

"Neither... nor"

ни гей ни голубой

Originally Posted by TATY

Украинский

Украинскiй

Originally Posted by BlackMage

Originally Posted by TATY

Украинский

Украинскiй

в русском языке нету буквы i

Украинский
или
Украинский

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Originally Posted by Dimitri

в русском языке нету буквы i

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Originally Posted by Dimitri

в русском языке нету буквы i


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Yes there is!

Originally Posted by subpar

Originally Posted by Dimitri

в русском языке нету буквы i


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Yes there is!

А также в Советском Союзе, у вас нет секса!